The Fieldstone Review

GOP Candidates (2016) Fight ISIS… On Stage!

All these blubber-boy
candidates ramping up
tough talk, raunchy-
paunchy boys
blowing out

They’re gonna carpet bomb
terrorists, fling
burgers & fries,
drown caliphates
in soda

No boot camp for these
tele-tubbies, they’re
just going to roll
over Raqqa

Take their sleeper cell
breath away, breath

breath away